this shit scares me tho
This has never frightened me. Too many plotbunnies where this is not at all scary.
See:
“Harry, I have the Time-Turner! We can go back, we can change everything!”
or
“Hi, I’m the Doctor, pleasure to meet you. Anywhere in time and space, where’d you like to go?”
or not even fanfic:
“I’m coming, I’m coming,” he grumbled. His mother pushed open the door.
“If you don’t hurry, we’re going to miss the last flight off this damn planet,” she said. “Bad enough that we’re on the very last ship to Mars. But it’ll be a fair sight better than this - your brother says the terraforming’s made it into a paradise.”
*and now you have a sci-fi novel*
Or:
With trepidation, he opened the door. He couldn’t believe who it was. Blinking, he rubbed his eyes with the back of a hand. “Jane?” he asked.
“Who else? As far as I can tell, that plague killed off everyone else on the planet, and I was in desperate need of some company.”
He flashed a grin. “Well, you did say that you’d only ever consider dating me if I was the last man on Earth…”
Stars exploded behind his eyes as he felt the resounding sting of a slap on the face, and then heard the door slam.
*and now you have a twisted post-apocalyptic romantic comedy*
Or:
He opened it. Outside, there were ten thousand scantily clad women, begging him to help them repopulate the Earth.
*porno music begins and you have the opening to an X-rated film*
(Source: kamyrawr)
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I feel so stupid for not noticing that, haha!
